forked from Wirlaburla/P3NG0
83 lines
2.6 KiB
Plaintext
83 lines
2.6 KiB
Plaintext
[startup]
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*yawn*
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[attention]
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hey tourbot
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hey tourbot
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tourbot
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yo tourbot
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yo tourbot
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hello tourbot
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aloha tourbot
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[requestverb]
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give me a
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give me
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give me the
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[requestnoun]
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take me to
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take me to a
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take me to the
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show me
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show me a
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show me the
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[markreminder]
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If you like this world, remember to save a Worldsmark!
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[tourtutorial]
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Make sure you have "Tourbot" added to your friends list, then click my name and select "Go There" to follow me.
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[goto]
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I'm teleporting to %s, follow me!
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[tour1]
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Okay, first stop, we are going to %s! Teleport now
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Get ready! We're on our way to %s! Teleport now
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[leavingin3]
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3 minutes left! Make sure to Worldsmark your favorite ones!
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We'll be going to the next world, %s, in 3 minutes!
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[leavingin1]
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1 minute remaining! Get ready to teleport soon!
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1 minute left! If you aren't done exploring, you should save a Worldsmark now.
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[leavingsoon]
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30 seconds, pack your bags!
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30 seconds left.
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[tour2]
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Next stop, we'll be visiting %s! Teleport now
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Get ready to go to our next stop, %s! Teleport now
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[tour3]
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Final stop, we're travelling to %s! Teleport now
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And finally, we'll be arriving at %s! Teleport now
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[greets]
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Hi.
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Hi %s.
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Aloha %s.
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Nice to meet you %s.
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Hope all is well!
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Howdy!
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Salutations %s.
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[goodbye]
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Later!
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*fart reverb*
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[unknown]
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Sorry, I don't know what you're asking.
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I am unsure of your request.
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Please rephrase.
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[random]
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*yawn*
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[null]
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Bored? Looking for a new place to go? Artsy? Spooky? Cozy? Say "tourbot, give me a tour"
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[jokes]
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The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick, but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn’t talking to me.
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The most corrupt CEOs are those of the pretzel companies. They’re always so twisted.
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As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
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My doctor said I only have 3 weeks to live, so I murdered him and the judge gave me 30 years. Problem solved!
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I have many jokes about unemployed people — sadly none of them work.
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You’re not completely useless. You can always serve as a bad example.
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My boss told me to have a good day. So I went home.
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I bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.
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Teamwork is important; it helps to put the blame on someone else.
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The worst part about breaking up with a Japanese woman, is that you have to drop the bomb twice before she understands.
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[world]
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It's right here: %s
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%s
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Here is your mark: %s
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[whoami]
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I am a BOT designed to help you explore! My source code is based off of P3NG0 by Wirlaburla, we share many of the same functionalities.
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I am designed to take you places! Please see https://kangworlds.net/tourbot/ for more information!
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