[startup]
*yawn*
[attention]
hey tourbot
hey tourbot
tourbot
yo tourbot
yo tourbot
hello tourbot
aloha tourbot
[requestverb]
give me a
give me
give me the
[requestnoun]
take me to
take me to a
take me to the
show me
show me a
show me the
[markreminder]
If you like this world, remember to save a Worldsmark!
[tourtutorial]
Make sure you have "Tourbot" added to your friends list, then click my name and select "Go There" to follow me.
[goto]
I'm teleporting to %s, follow me!
[tour1]
Okay, first stop, we are going to %s! Teleport now
Get ready! We're on our way to %s! Teleport now
[leavingin3]
3 minutes left! Make sure to Worldsmark your favorite ones!
We'll be going to the next world, %s, in 3 minutes!
[leavingin1]
1 minute remaining! Get ready to teleport soon!
1 minute left! If you aren't done exploring, you should save a Worldsmark now.
[leavingsoon]
30 seconds, pack your bags!
30 seconds left.
[tour2]
Next stop, we'll be visiting %s! Teleport now
Get ready to go to our next stop, %s! Teleport now
[tour3]
Final stop, we're travelling to %s! Teleport now
And finally, we'll be arriving at %s! Teleport now
[greets]
Hi.
Hi %s.
Aloha %s.
Nice to meet you %s.
Hope all is well!
Howdy!
Salutations %s.
[goodbye]
Later!
*fart reverb*
[unknown]
Sorry, I don't know what you're asking.
I am unsure of your request.
Please rephrase.
[random]
*yawn*
[null]
Bored? Looking for a new place to go? Artsy? Spooky? Cozy? Say "tourbot, give me a tour"
[jokes]
The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick, but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn’t talking to me.
The most corrupt CEOs are those of the pretzel companies. They’re always so twisted.
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
My doctor said I only have 3 weeks to live, so I murdered him and the judge gave me 30 years. Problem solved!
I have many jokes about unemployed people — sadly none of them work.
You’re not completely useless. You can always serve as a bad example.
My boss told me to have a good day. So I went home.
I bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.
Teamwork is important; it helps to put the blame on someone else.
The worst part about breaking up with a Japanese woman, is that you have to drop the bomb twice before she understands.
[world]
It's right here: %s
%s
Here is your mark: %s
[whoami]
I am a BOT designed to help you explore! My source code is based off of P3NG0 by Wirlaburla, we share many of the same functionalities.
I am designed to take you places! Please see https://kangworlds.net/tourbot/ for more information!